Hey there guys and gals! So, if you can't tell there will be spoilers! With that said, here's the recaps for the first 2 episodes of the new season of the hit CW show, The Vampire Diaries.
Season 2 Episode 1
Of course we backtrack just a bit here with Katherine chopping off Uncle John (aka Elena's dad) ring and fingers! Oh oh! Is this the end for John? Nope not quite. Elena and Stefan get him to the hospital and on the road to recovery, but not before Stefan threatens John to get the heck outta dodge or else...See John hates vampires...his daughter is dating a vampire...yeah you get the picture.
What's this? Oh yeah did we forget Damon is getting friendsy with Sheriff Forbes? Nah, she's still trying to rid the town of vampires while Damon is "helping" her. Mostly just making sure he isn't found out. We'll come back to that cracked up relationship later.
But whoa, have you checked out the brand new Bonnie? Here we thought Katherine was the only bitch in the show! Bonnie got her some witch training and is ready to kick some vampire butt, mainly Damon's. I'm not really sure if I like this new Bonnie, we shall see.
Wait a minute? Who is this hot monster? Oh Uncle Mason. Wait, who is Uncle Mason? Oh yeah, Tyler's uncle, and werewolf? Maybe so?! From now on he shall be referred to as "brave new abs". Yeah, ha! I think it's nice that Tyler is going to have a hipper younger father figure this season since daddy wolf was killed with the crazy vampire trap and the fire at the end of season 1. So why is brave new abs here? Maybe he will teach Ty the ways of the wolf. I'm good with shirtless Lockwoods this season!
Aw crap, Katherine's in the Lockwood mansion. Fooling people and causing havoc in all her horribly awesome ways. But, it is nice to see Stefan ejecting her. In his words, "I haven't spent 145 years obsessed with you," to which Katherine replies "Based on your choice of women, I'd say otherwise." Yeah, I think she's got ya there Stef ole boy. But, it's pretty obvious that even if he was smitten once, he ain't no more!
So what does any self respecting all be it vampire bitch do when rejected by one smoking hot brother? Well of course she goes and makes out with the other hot one. Ok, cool. I'd like to see Damon happy. I am still pro Elena and Stefan so maybe he should end up with Kat...oh wait what did she just say? "I've never loved you. It was always Stefan." Oh damn girl, way to break a vampire heart. That would drive any man to drink. And drink Damon does...So much so that he ends up at Elena's house bitching as always and then...HOLY CRAP DAMON WTF!?!?!?! He snaps Jeremy's neck. Oh did I forget to mention or did you forget to remember Jeremy had taken some of that sweet sweet vampire blood Anna had given him last season. That's right friends, he did. Not to worry, Stefan to the rescue! He slips one of those magical anti-death rings on Jeremy's finger and after some tense moments, Jeremy has returned to the world of the living, er yeah, is he alive?
Way to end a show right? Yeah awesome! But it's not over just yet...One more shot of Katherine in Caroline's hospital...What does she say? Oh? Game On Salvatore brothers? Pillow over Caroline's face...dead Caroline? Aw man she is a bitch. Come on people don't forget Damon gave Caroline some of his blood to help her recover. I'm kind of excited to see Caro as a vamp! I think she will rock it!
What can I say the season opener kicked booty! Now let's recap episode 2!
We left off with a new vamp in town and she's just woken up from her death slumber and boy is she hungry. Caroline goes in search of some tasty tasty blood but is caught by the night nurse! Oh no, whatever will she do? Oh good looks like she swiped a blood bag before getting caught, looks tasty.
With Caroline holed up in the hospital, Elena and Bonnie have taken over running the carnival. We all know Caro is gonna have a problem with this, come on she is the party planning queen. But I think Elena does a pretty great job.
Cut to Tyler and Uncle Brave new abs finishing up a shirtless run! Yay! Ty goes on to tell Mason how he looses himself when he gets angry, and Damon being the ever snoopy vampire that he is over hears this and it obviously piques his attention. Good boy Damon!
Back to the hospital, Caroline is finding it rather hot to be in the direct sunlight. Think she's figuring things out yet? Thank goodness for quick vampy reflexes, she's in the corner faster than the light when Matt opens her curtains trying to make it nice and pleasant in her hospital room. After some awkwardness Matt leaves and Caroline is a little upset at her snippiness towards him. Understandably so, she's realizing shes the undead.
She's still hungry, hasn't learned how to control it yet but heck I think she is doing a darn good job so far. Caroline learns how to do some of that wicked vampire mind control on the nurse and gets to feed on her. Nice one Caro! Now to get dressed and get to the carnival that Elena has probably ruined. Wow Caroline you are so sweet.
Cut to Elena and Bonnie at the carnival and a not so subtle Twilight nod when Elena mentions running out of Team Jacob t-shirts! Ha! I love it. Oh who is this cute guy flirting with Bonnie, I like it! He gets sent over to fix the karaoke speakers. Eh cool, I'd like to see Bonnie with him though.
Hey look! It's Tyler and Uncle Brave new abs having an arm wrestling contest! Of course this gets Damon thinking. So he sends little brother Stefan over to try to beat Mason. When he comes back defeated Damon says Stef could have tried at least...Surprise Stefan did try and genuinely lost! Holy crap, this prompts Damon to thinking the Lockwoods aren't quiet human. So what does he do? What Damon does best. He starts some crap. Compels cute guy fixing the karaoke machine into provoking a fight with Tyler to see if Mason steps in. He does, kicks cute guys butt and Tyler sees Masons wolf eyes! Tyler's onto him now and so is Stefan.
Back to Elena, Stefan, and Damon discussing the Caroline situation. Of course by now Caroline has delivered the game on message to Damon and revealed she remembers how he compelled her and fed off of her. Uh oh. So of course Damon's solution, kill her, shes a liability. Elena will have none of that but it doesn't stop Damon from trying.
Right as he's about to stake Caro, Elena jumps in front of her and Stefan pulls her to safety. Of course Bonnie sees this and she is pissed! I mean PISSED! Girl sets the boy on fire! Oh damn! I mean oh Damon! It's ok Elena saves Damon. Not the first time she's done that.
Matt, what a cutie, jumps through Caroline's window professes his love they kiss, she gets the "urge" But remembers how Stefan taught her how to control it. Good girl I think you got this vampire thing down. Like I said, I think I'm gonna like her as a vamp.
Poor Elena, she just wanted a normal day for once. At least Stefan tried to make it a little normal with a kiss atop the ferris wheel. Way to go Stef!
Stay tuned next week . This is proving to be a KILLER season!
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