That's right folks, no one is immune to our judgemental ways... not even the Ladies and Gentlemen of The Hills... Prepare for Season 6... (Really? Wow... it seems like yesterday they graced us with their presence!)
I'd like to off tonight by commenting that Spencer should be banned from life... (Amen Sister!) That's right Speidi, attacking LC through Twitter is LAME and Childish... Luckily our favorite OC girl Lauren Conrad is far too classy to reply to his antics... Take a hint Spencer...
So onto the recap, tonights trip to The Hills started with Lo and SPratt tackling the troubling issue of Heidi's extreme makeover! Yes girls, it also perplexed us... butt job!! I do love how the camera crew was nice enough not to burn our retinas with her awful new face...That is until Heidi travels to Colorado and then....WHOA, MTV unleashed the beast! Heidi looks totally different, I do not like!
In other news, the CREW is off to MIAMI!! Can we look forward to a Audrina/Brody affair?? Audody? I hope so!! (I hope so too! That will stir up plenty of drama in the Hills!) So while we're in MIAMI... KrisCav is a crack head??? (And may I say that the blame placing... specifically on Stephanie is LAME. If you have a problem, don't blame others!) Oh sister, let me tell you this: Crack isn't Classy!! Maybe someone should make you go to rehab (yea yea yea)... And where did Stacy come from?? That girl is walking troubs! (I kinda like her. She brings a different perspective to the show!)
While the girls are getting crazy in the orange state (Uh... sunshine state sweetheart) , Heidi is under fire back at home. It is here i'd like to pledge my support to Momma Montag, Heidi you look like a really bad robot beast... And because I had to look at for 30 mins... now you do :) (In Heidi's defense... I think the swelling was still here. She doesn't look like this now... but still a bit extreme for someone so young. Plenty of time in life for plastic surgery!)
We ended tonight's ep with the girls confronting KCav on her supposed to drug problem and what does she do? Exhibit all the signs of someone on drugs who doesn't want anyone to know.... INTERESTING! And Heidi heads back to LaLaLand... I thought Spencer was banned from The Hills... (Give it time. Previews for next week look like his anger might get the best of him!)
What did you guys think?? (I think it needs to be Tuesday again!)
Until next time... Remember kids, crack isn't classy!