Time for our weekly recap (and comedy session) all about Glee. This week... Madonna. That is all. Goodbye. Just kidding... No seriously. Sue Sylvester decided she wanted her cheerios to be JUST like Madonna... However, I'm fairly certain none of them were like a virgin... They were choreographing routines, dressing like her, and even blasting Madonna over the P.A. system throughout the entire school day. Mr. Schuester decided he actually liked this idea and wanted to get the kids of Glee to sing Madonna songs - DANGER Shuester... DANGER. The guys did not like this too much (which I do not blame them) and wanted to do something else.
I have to say... my heart broke a little in this episode when Rachel and Finn sang the Borderline/Open Your Heart To Me mix. Ugh... died a little inside - Agreed!! Hey Rachel... Ummmm remove head from sand and open your heart to Finn.... or else.... I will ;). Those two are perfect for each other and instead Rachel has to think that everything is good with hotty mchot sauce.... sorry I got distracted by him... but anyway...Hotty McHot Sauce... Do we really hate him? Its hard to hate something to cute!. Rachel is stupid. At least for now.
Then the whole sex thing is ridiculous... I thought it was hilarious... just sayin'. What the hell was Emma wearing? A moo-moo. I mean seriously. Your first time should be... naked... or at least well dressed... This isn't HBO Kristin... there is NO nakedness on Glee... SORRY!. Not in an outfit my grandmother would have rocked back in 1970. And Rachel looked like little red riding hood... Or little purple riding hood. Seriously? Lose the cape... Agreed, I thought lingerie was sexy, Glee taught us wrong!. And poor Finn... he looked lost... but the question is... did he do it and then lie to Rachel? Hmmm... what to do what to do. I don't know, but Kurt and Mercedes pissed me off for joining cheerios. That is stupid. STUPID I TELL YOU! Ohhhh they'll pay for this!! Glee is WAY better than the Cheerios... GO TEAM GLEE! Anyway... we shall see what happens. That dude joining Glee from the other glee team is stupid too. He's a spy... SPY! Are we calling Hotty McHot Sauce a SPY? What do you think? Spy or in love with Rachel.... ok he's probably a Spy! Goodbye.
That's what you missed last night on GLEE!
~Recap by Kristin and Ashleigh