Well the curtain has not yet fallen and here comes our judgements on the WORST dressed actors to hit the red carpet. And of course my colorful commentary will probably accompany each picture. Without further ado I give you... THE Worst dressed...
Oh J.Lo... Were you worried about falling and breaking that behind of yours? Is that why you decided on the bubble wrap dress this year? I'm sorry but this one has to be the worst of all! Pink Couture Bubble Wrap... Not good!
Next we have... Deborah Ann Woll. My advice to you? DON'T BEND OVER!! You are such a pretty girl, I mean we all love you ask Jessica Hamby from True Blood! But, I'm not quite sure what you were thinking with this dress... The arrow appears to be pointing down, yet every guy in the audience is taking bets on whether or not you might spontaneously POP out of your dress!!
Can I just first say that we all loved Dear John!! With that said, taking advice on Oscar night attire from J.Lo should be strictly illegal! Was there a sale on bubble wrap this year? Or is everyone just really concerned about tripping Mariah style? Amanda Seyfried - We love you and you're still young enough to make next year your best fashion year!
Well after I picked myself off the floor and made it back to my chair I took a second look at this dress... and kept on giggling! I think her dress is trying to get fresh with her! Charlize Theron, darling, no no no. The color is... ummm... nice. That's where it ends! Did anyone tell her that she has too large roses over her... well you know.
Kate Winslet opted out of the bubble wrap and instead went with the chastity dress! No one is making it past that silver lame or silver chain mail, whatever you want to call it! Kate is beautiful, we all know this. But I think next year I should be the stylist, I could save you from horrible dresses like this one.... CALL ME!
Sarah Palin was invited to the Oscars? Oh no wait, thats Tina Fey. I thought for sure the only person who would wear this horrible dress would, in fact, be the politician turned Fox correspondent. I'm not sure what else I can say about this one, except..... NO.
Oh Vera Farmiga! Who could have missed you in that magenta fan dress! I must say, at the end of "Up in the Air" I think everyone hated you for being a cheater... This dress did not win any fans back! Although I will give you props for walking in all that fabric and not tripping... well not yet at least!
The most fashionable women in HBO TV history... Sarah Jessica Parker... For years she dawned some of the most fashion forward outfits on the set of Sex in the City. That's where it stopped apparently! Tonight someone talked her into wearing her yellow satin sheets! Bad, Bad, Bad!
Last, but not least.. Molly Ringwald. It's been so long since we've seen your face, and I must say the tribute to John Hughes was touching... What was not touching was this purple toga that someone thought looked good. Let me tell you, NO. I think, since the academy was honoring John Hughes, Molly should have been wearing pink... you know Pretty in Pink.
So who does the Oscar go to for WORST DRESSED..... Sarah Jessica Parker!
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